meow

Nov 26

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(704)Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer. 

-Dave Attell

textsfromlastnight.com

LoL

Nov 26
9gag:

Twilight - What We See

LMAO!!!
Nov 26
fuckkyeahchicago:

submitted by defiantconviction
Nov 25
aksamala:

ratlion:

pecannoot (make every day abundant): if you have one goal…
Nov 25
fuckkyeahchicago:

vneckandacardigan:

The Chicago skyline reflected.

fuckkyeahchicago:

vneckandacardigan:

The Chicago skyline reflected.

Nov 25

fabulouslyobscene:

Satisfaction - PJ Harvey & Bjork

of course the two of them would sing together :) <3

Nov 25

sunshinesdownonme:

PJ Harvey - Grow, Grow, Grow  [absolutely breathtaking]

“teach me how to grow”


Nov 25
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mrgolightly:

PJ Harvey - Down By The Water

Nov 25
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sixstepsback:

pj harvey - angelene

prettiest mess you’ve ever seen

Nov 25

...

(978)I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
(617)I would be honored to be that friend.

(textsfromlastnight.com)

THIS never works! trust me, I would know lol

Nov 24

quote This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via gatekeeper)
Nov 24

...

Wrong About The Right

JEWELRY STORE | LEICESTERSHIRE, UK

(I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)

Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”

Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”

Customer: “But it’s on my left!”

Me: “It’s still my right hand.”

taken from notalwaysright.com

Nov 24
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sexmusic:

the mess we’re in // pj harvey & thom yorke

<3

Nov 24

partywitch:

PJ Harvey-White Chalk

Nov 24
onetheme:

lovemidori:

Cookie monster

onetheme:

lovemidori:

Cookie monster