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(704): Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer.
-Dave Attell
textsfromlastnight.com
LoL
The Chicago skyline reflected.
Satisfaction - PJ Harvey & Bjork
of course the two of them would sing together :) <3
PJ Harvey - Grow, Grow, Grow [absolutely breathtaking]
“teach me how to grow”
pj harvey - angelene
prettiest mess you’ve ever seen
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(978): I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
(617): I would be honored to be that friend.
(textsfromlastnight.com)
THIS never works! trust me, I would know lol
This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
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JEWELRY STORE | LEICESTERSHIRE, UK
(I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)
Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”
Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”
Customer: “But it’s on my left!”
Me: “It’s still my right hand.”
taken from notalwaysright.com
